If I wanted more followers

simple path to Tumblr stardom

  1. reblog self help memes
  2. post pictures of myself in Nike Pro booty shorts
  3. post pictures of myself in a bikini
    back arched in amazing uncomfortable position making my ass look presentable
    standing on my tippy-toes or in 6” clear heels
  4. Post gifs of me doing handstand walks over obstacles
  5. follow literally everyone, including bots, who follow me

Though I’m thinking 2 and 3 might be ill advised. Even though I do have a nice butt. I think.

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