Excuse my ignorance, but what exactly is a “Crossfit Unicorn?” 🙂




Hi! And not this guy, despite the shirtlessness. A CrossFit Unicorn is someone who has really similar stats/PRs as you, and tends to take a class before yours. That way you can just look at his/her name on the wipe board and have a ballpark estimate for what weight you should use and the time you should get. Comes in handy, even if it is a combo of creepy adoration and symbiotic commensalism. S is mine- I picked her because she’s better than me, by a long shot!- and she’s the bomb.

Thank you for letting me know there’s a word for this. Nice to know I’m not the only one who does this! Lol I thought I was just being creepy.

This is hilarious and hits on CrossFit’s dirty little secret…. we support each other AND we totally compete compete against each other.

And I’m thankful that we don’t use the white board for scores.

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