My To-Do list this weekend (and every weekend)
January 17, 2015
- cook bacon
- fold and put away laundry
- bake egg muffins
- make meals for the week
every single weekend. Always the same basic stuff.
Once, just once, I want a DIFFERENT weekend to-do list. You know.
- have that threesome with the 2 women I met on ashleymadison
- collect my lottery winnings
- be 10 years younger
Seriously – is that wrong?
Just once. That’s all I’m asking. Once.