My To-Do list this weekend (and every weekend)

  • cook bacon
  • fold and put away laundry
  • bake egg muffins
  • make meals for the week

every single weekend. Always the same basic stuff.

Once, just once, I want a DIFFERENT weekend to-do list. You know.

  • have that threesome with the 2 women I met on ashleymadison
  • collect my lottery winnings
  • be 10 years younger

Seriously – is that wrong?

Just once. That’s all I’m asking. Once.

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